Libraryman
Apr 21st, 2003

Conan the Librarian I thought

Conan the Librarian

I thought Conan the Librarian originated with this Reading Rainbow episode. Link

Then this guy shows up with this Conan the Librarian t-shirt. Link

Then there is this voluminous Conan the Librarian story/book site. I mean, it?s a freakin? book! Link

The most famous single panel Conan the Librarian comic. Link

Conan the Librarian is also a robot?! Link

Conan the Librarian commands SILENCE!! I think I went to high school with that girl next to him. Link

This is perhaps the worst cartoon ever about Conan the Librarian. Oddly enough it is also likely the best cartoon ever about Conan the Librarian. It’s a zine thang you gots ta understand! Link

I guess the lore of Conan spreads beyond any possible language barrier. Link

Conan the Librarian is funny and all, but this is my favorite Conan ever. Link

Now let?s hope people don?t start making too many other Libraryman claims. Libraryman is actually copy written, did you know that? There are a couple of other claims out there but rest assured you?ve got the real deal here.

13 Responses to “Conan the Librarian I thought”

  1. # Krison 22 Apr 2003 at 6:33 am

    So how does your buddy feel that you’ve got the libraryman.com domain?

  2. # DAVEon 22 Apr 2003 at 8:00 am

    I HATE THE LIBRARY.

  3. # Krison 22 Apr 2003 at 1:41 pm

    Dave has strong feelings.

  4. # Aaronon 22 Apr 2003 at 1:48 pm

    And on a completely different topic: I found out today that some dingbat freshman Republican congressman from Colorado has intriduced a bill that would eliminate the Federal E-Rate program, which thousands of schools and libraries (including mine) rely on for their internet phone connections. Combine that with the outrages of the Patriot Act, and it appears the Republican Party has declared open war on libraries. What, exactly, do these bozos have against libraries, anyway? (I mean, besides the fact that they don’t make money.)

  5. # Aaronon 22 Apr 2003 at 1:49 pm

    That should have read “internet AND phone connections,” although for many libraries the two are one and the same.

  6. # MPon 22 Apr 2003 at 9:08 pm

    I appreciate the comments, and find them high quality and very interesting, but we are talking about CONAN here! ;)

  7. # DAVEon 23 Apr 2003 at 12:36 pm

    librarians suck too. bite my left nut

  8. # Anonymouson 16 Oct 2003 at 6:32 am

    sorry at my inconvenience. but cheese is not for women, and elephants do not grow on tress who ever said that!!! yeah i heard you!!! flying fish??? puh!! crazy i tell u!!! crazy!!!! and cobras do not even own pistols, they prefer to use double barreled shotguns, this is because it has more range as they aim for the barbecue sticks containing fish remains and equilateral parts. this is not a joke, merely a way of life.

  9. # meeeeeeeon 16 Oct 2003 at 6:36 am

    hey i know what ur thinking, just get it out of your system then we can get on with it, ok ok ok, i get it, u dont even like me!!! it’s ok!! i dont mind! just dont ask for any more maraca’s!!!! they come at a price of friendship!! and if u cant afford that then u are too cheap for me,
    cheeky tigers appear in the woods like jungle man,
    when they come they all run like the wild can ,
    but flyin tree’s turn out with bad knees and dusty palms,
    while the dust lies and the forest cries while the wild calms.

  10. # this site is pretty funny!!!on 16 Oct 2003 at 6:41 am

    i like the willow tree in pocahontas, i am the one who cries in the night for my long lost lover while embracing my only child between my bosoms. i fly through the air like a breeze on steroids. i am the incredible inflating man. i have more eyes than you and less i’s than indigestion. i appear out of no-where to your amazement and dissappear without you even seeing me.
    i can come and go as i please.
    i can fly and flow with the breeze.
    but when the time comes and u give me 2 thumbs i cant help but sneeze.
    i know it sounds crazy but.
    im not as crazy as a coconut.
    with green-blue eyes,
    and massive surprise
    i can make you shudder
    you know i coulda
    make you teeth chatter more than spider man.

  11. # im confused.on 16 Oct 2003 at 6:43 am

    who writes these things? are they mentally disturbed in any way? can i please have an address or e-mail address of one of them please?

  12. # mikeon 14 Apr 2004 at 7:45 pm

    Does anyone remember an animated version of “Conan the Librarian”. No, I’m not talking about a comic strip panel or Weird Al’s “UHF” movie. I just remember seeing a brief clip on TV.

    Thanks in advance.

  13. # Belit, Queen of the Card Catalogon 29 May 2004 at 6:32 pm

    Well, this is going off-topic anyway. Can anyone remember a famouis (fictional or non) woman called “the Barbarian”?