From the same site:
http://home.no.net/jotope/lyrics/libraryrarities.html

Funny. I wrote a similar song about you, but have been too shy to post it. Maybe I'll go dig it up . . .

My sweet Library Man. Sweet.

Awww...you're so lucky. I wish someone would write a song about me.

Are you looking for an album to promote libraries? I am not musically inclined, but I can write lyrics if you want to gather people for Library Songs or something. Wouldn't that be cool, an album of library songs, by librarians?

I already have a cataloger poem, maybe I could adjust it for a song...

Hi, the lyrics where written by an norwegian librarian. He writes other songs as well. The library music biz in Norway is well and thriving. Our most famous band is The Saurus, the library punk band which performes such immortal songs as: "The complaint of the data base searcher" and "Lullaby for the exterminator". Although the lyrics are in norwegian you can get an impression by listening at http://listen.to/thesaurus/

Thomas

Oh, I forgot. The Saurus is probably one of the few bands who have a better webpage than sound.

Clitoria!?! That reminds me of the story of how Prince originally wanted to call Vanity --of Vanity 6--fame Vagina. (can I say Vagina on your blog? I do not wish to offend, good sir.)

As for the song lyrics, they're great! :-)